There are some doozies on this list of ways to get fired from work.
My personal favorite is labelling your garbage can ‘inbox.’
I will be testing all of these out tomorrow at work and hopefully trying a few new ones to add to the list. I’ll let ya know how it goes.
Check out the list: HERE
In Touch Weekly took a poll and compiled a list of who has the best tits in Hollywood. Here is the top 10:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles
Can’t argue with Jessica Simpson too much. They are fabulous. However, Scarlett Johansson win all day for me. Also, it’s not shock that Audrina Patridge would be much higher on my list especially now that she has great implants and Lohan is a top 3 contender after those nude shots.
I do wonder about Tyra. She has big tits but she is also fat now. That is an automatic DQ. Heigl is an annoying cunt which once again negates all of the positive push she gets from having nice tits.
Jennifer Aniston’s tits are about as big as mine which is either really sad for me or really sad for her. Either way she has tits the same size as a dood. Not good.
Finally, the controversial choice, Megan Fox. Megan is hot as hell but it’s not her tits that make her the sex bomb that she is. She is more ‘total package’ hot. There is no one physical feature of hers that is better than another girls. She pretty much has a “really good” everything. (Except for those heinous tattoos)
Oh and I see you wondering why Aguilera is in the picture. It’s because she SOOO deserves to be on this list. Her tits were SUPERSTARS this year. I am even including a few more of her wonder melons after the break to further illustrate my point. Continue reading ‘in touch weekly’s best breasts in Hollywood: Jessica Simpson is #1′
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So there is officially jack shit going on today so far….
With that in mind check out yet another list from AFI. This time it’s the top 10 of 10 ‘classic genres’ list.
You can see it HERE
If you want safe choices, this list is for you. I mean, putting Snow White above Fantasia in the best animated category? Gimmie a fuckin’ break!
This is a fantastic post idea. I am pissed I didn’t think of it first.
Urlesque came up with their list of the 10 best videos of morons walking into glass doors.
Are you laughing already? Just wait til you see some of these idiots.
Check out a sample and the link to their site after the jump. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: top 10 videos of morons walking into doors’
A UK research company, Onepoll, conducted a study and confirmed what everyone with functional ears already knew: James Blunt’s You’re Beautiful , is the most irritating song of all time.
Was this ever in debate? I have yet to meet someone who actually admits to liking this song excepts for vapid airhead would-be models who see it as a mantra of validation, and dudes so clueless as to how to score that they thought saying they liked this song would land them some poon tang. Heinous.
Here is the rest of the top 10 list that should immediately be registered with Homeland Security as being threats to the State:
1. "You’re Beautiful" — James Blunt.
2. "Axel F" — Crazy Frog.
3. "Mmm Bop" — Hanson.
4. "Mr Blobby" — Mr Blobby.
5. "Birdie Song" — The Tweets.
6. "Shout" — Lulu.
7. "Agadoo — Black Lace.
8. "Grace Kelly" — Mika.
9. "My Heart Will Go On" — Celine Dion.
10. "La Macarena" — Los Del Rio.
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Forbes put out it’s annual list of top celebs. It is essentially a ranking of who’s got stroke and who is just stroking it right now.
More interesting than who’s ass they are kissing, is who has fallen from grace. For example: Jlo, Tom Brady, Springsteen, DiCaprio.
They ask why, here’s why: They suck and/or are utterly boring. Jlo has about 5 flops and a shit CD that did no business in the last year and a half. I could have starred in 5 movies and brought more money in for 1/1000000000th of her salary.
DiCaprio simply isn’t interesting in that he isn’t in the news at all and is doing "artsier" movies, not that there is anything wrong with that, you just won’t get much play.
Tom Brady hasn’t won shit lately. He plays in a sport, American Football, that mostly only Americans give a shit about, and even then, if the Super Bowl ratings are any indication, only 1/3 of America at that. Oh and he’s boring too.
Springsteen has been perennially overrated. He has about 3 songs that he rotates and changes the lyrics to. I like the Ramones too and they did that, but they are hardly a world beating transcendant band if they weren’t the genre definers of punk rock. Plus "the Boss" gets the bump from the considerable windbag NY/East Coast sychophant audience who fellate him at every chance they get.
See? It’s much more fun to trash the douche bags.
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So there was a survey done by an AOL affiliate about who your most hated celebs are. Guess who is #1? Paris Hilton.
Was there any doubt that the girl we all love to hate is #1? Of course it begs the question about how someone who’s sole talents are drinking and driving, videotaping herself fucking on tape (and contracting herpes in the process) and spending her daddy’s money is a celebrity but whatever.
Check out the list here. Mrs. Vicky Beckham starts you out at #20. (that just tells me there were a LOT of girls voting on this as I haven’t hated her for years. Killing the Spice Girls fixed the hate quite a bit)
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