There were rumors a while back saying Britney was going to flee to Europe despite it being against judges orders. Well, the rumors are back and this time, it’s personal. Metro UK reports:
The loopy pop-tart was pictured clutching a French phrase book yesterday. Later witnesses say she was practicing her ‘Saluts’ and ‘Au revoirs’ behind the wheel of her car.
Yes! I hope Britney admits defeat and leaves. Sure, she’ll still be on TV sometimes and shit, but it will be WAAAAY less. Look at Johnny Depp, you rarely see him on TV because he lives over there. Also, no one gives enough of a shit to take paparazzi shots there unless you are a British Princess who you have to stalk to death in tunnels.
France, I know we’ve had some rough times buddy, but if you do us this favor, all is forgiven. I know you already took Jerry Lewis off our hands, but this would be huge. Please, France, we should be friends again. Call us.
Ícaro airlines in Ecuador has our full endorsement. Reuters reports that they have decided to liven things up a bit in the skied over Quito:
Jun. 22 – An Ecuadorean airline has come up with a risqué way of
attracting customers – they have put models in lingerie in the aisles.
Ícaro airlines is putting underwear fashion parades on several national flights for a two-week special.
All
passengers on Ecuador’s most well-travelled route from the capital
Quito to the port city of Guayaquil will be treated to a 10-minute
sky-high show.
For those wondering, all of my frequent flier miles are being transferred to them and I will be flying back and forth across Ecuador for the rest of the summer. Hope they have Wi-Fi or else the fans of this page are gonna be SOL!
Hoteliers in Europe ranked the best and worst tourists. Japan was #1 by a long shot followed by American.
The best tourists in the world are the Japanese, followed by Americans
and the Swiss, a survey based on views from hoteliers across Europe
said Wednesday
They also ranked the misers and rude tourists. The Brits were ranked as being rudest and the Germans were the most miserly.
The US topped the worst dressed list and not surprisingly at all, the biggest spenders list. (what else do we do well if not spend a shitloads of money on shit…especially on shit for or made by foreign countries?)
However, I get the feeling the US would have fared better is not for THIS guy who thought it was acceptable in Germany to walk around the streets in the nude. Yeah…thanks for sending us rocketing up the biggest retards list guy…
There were rumors a while back saying Britney was going to flee to Europe despite it being against judges orders. Well, the rumors are back and this time, it’s personal. Metro UK reports:
