LA LA LAndmine » Uncategorized http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs Celebrity Gossip, Humor Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:03:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Site Upate…Echo? Echo? Hello? Echo? http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/24/site-upateecho-echo-hello-echo/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/24/site-upateecho-echo-hello-echo/#comments Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:42:49 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/24/site-upateecho-echo-hello-echo/ wow…a utter dearth of news unless you really give a shit that Amy Winehouse is still crying about some shit, which I don’t. (goto PH if you give a fuck about toothless, semi-talented Brit singers)

Guess everyone else is in vacation mode too. I have one or 2 to post but that’s about it. Might not be any action tomorrow since Sundays are dead by default. We’ll see. I’m sure Monday will be back to normal again.

In the meantime…..go shopping. A LOT. Yeah!

Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/11/24/site-upateecho-echo-hello-echo/feed/ 0 Luciano Pavarotti Hospitalized http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/09/luciano-pavarotti-hospitalized/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/09/luciano-pavarotti-hospitalized/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:58:32 +0000 Manny http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/08/09/luciano-pavarotti-hospitalized/ PavarottiReuters is reporting that world famous opera singer, Luciano Pavarotti has been admitted into the hospital in his hometown in Modena, Italy.

Last year, he was diagnosed with cancer and had to cancel his farewell tour to undergoe operations to try to eliminate the tumor in his pancreas.

Reports out of Italy indicate that he has fallen ill with pneumonia. Though spokespeople for the hospital or the great tenor have confirmed that. They say a press conference will be scheduled soon to update his fans on his condition.

I dunno, I love opera. It’s a shame to see a great one passing into the night. This has been a bad year to be an opera legend as Beverly Sills died last month as well.

If you are a fan of Luciano, send out the positive vibes his way as it sounds like he needs em.  

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Here is an under rotated double back flip on a dirt bike. Not as bad as Jake Brown, but still can’t be fun.

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As many of you have no doubt heard, Tom Cruise was planning to throw a bash on Sunday for his buddies David and Victoria Beckham as a "welcome to America" kind of thing.

Well the bash was positively MASSIVE. They closed off a  large section of downtown LA* and police were being very strict about who let allowed in and out of the area.

No reporters were allowed in the event and the red carpet was only covered a bit. His new teammates Abel Xavier and Cobi Jones were there in addition to Eva Longoria and the aforementioned Will and Jada (Pinkett) Smith and TomKat. The rest of the guest list is still a bit of a mystery, though one has to imagine the celebs who showed up at the game on Saturday such as Jennifer Love Hewitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger popped in for a visit. (c’mon, the party just ended  about 2 hours ago, I get up and do this earlier than most people-so the guest list won’t be available just yet.  ;) )

However, the local Fox TV affiliate sneaked a peek into the main ballroom and it was a positively LAVISH affair with massive, grand crystal chandeliers, bouquets of red roses and other lavish accoutrement’s. No doubt the booze was flowing liberally and has to be one of the biggest non-Oscar parties of the year in LA.

Suffice to say, if you are a celebrity and you weren’t on the 600 person guest list for this party, you are a loser and can’t call yourself a celebrity anymore…until you release a fuck tape of you and an ex that is. 

If any more pictures or videos pop up, I will certainly post them.

Oh, yeah, the Galaxy lost to Chelsea 1-0 on Beck’s debut. He only played 13 or so minutes. Thus, my lack of a dedicated post about the match.  Well, that and this isn’t the David Beckham news network.

*which isn’t such a bad idea to do permanently. Anyone who has been
here knows what I mean. The place is a cesspool by and large

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TMZ is reporting that they have talked with police officials who have confirmed that Lindsay Lohan was more than twice the legal limit and had cocaine in her system when she crashed her car and fled the scene about a month ago.

Oh there you are, I thought you weren’t going to wake up after you fainted from learning that shocking news. Don’t worry, I won’t reveal the reports that the sky is, in fact blue; I’m not sure if your heart could handle that.

I will be taking bets on how much time she will do*. My guess is less than 10 days. This could be fun. What do you think?

*I’m not really taking bets, dickheads.*

P.S. Is it me or is her guy looking a little bulbous in that pic? They must feed people REALLY well in rehab.

P.P.S I would still totally do her.

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Internetsoldier

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A gallery showing today in NY will reveal; TOTALLY reveal some B-/C+ celebs in a photobook by Marc Baptiste called, Nudes…What the fuck else did you think it would be called?

Appearing in this magnum opus are: Kelis, Gabrielle Union, Erika Christensen and Devon Aoki. See what I mean about C+ list celebs? In addition to that, you might have to have a hardcore chubby chasing fetish as Erika Christensen has been looking REALLY beefy lately.

To each their own I supposed. More info on where you can see the opening can be found HERE

Erika pre-beef chief days NSFW

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Have you ever looked at David Copperfield or David Blaine and thought, "Goddamn…they defy the laws of physics…they must be using godly powers"

Then have you gone on to think, "Ya know, lately Christopher Roller, who is the embodiment of god on earth has been looking a little drained of his God juice lately"

Well, that is precisely what Christopher Roller thought when he sued the aforementioned magicians for 10% of their life earnings. (around $52 million all told)

Not all that shocking, the defense moved to dismiss on the grounds that even if Mr. Crazy Roller is god, there is no jurisdiction for a court on earth to judge god. Download copperfield-response.pdf

That is only the tip of this very loony iceberg… cont.

On Roller’s website, he makes the following claims: (bullet points taken from the defense motion document)

• Plaintiff is running for President of the United States in 2008 with Bill Gates as his running mate.
• Plaintiff claims he is Jesus Christ.
• Plaintiff claims he is God.
• Plaintiff claims that Katie Couric and Celine Dion are his wives and are going to have his children.
• Plaintiff claims there is a movie coming out soon about his life that stars Tom Hanks.
• Plaintiff claims he has killed all of his enemies. • Plaintiff claims he will father 1,000,000 babies.   

On top of all this, he offers e-mailed confessions to him that he will use to absolve you of your sins…for 10% of your net worth of course.

That’s to say nothing of the GLORIOUS photo gallery.

This guy is rocketing to the top of my favorite whackjobs on earth list. Bravo, Mr. Roller, er, God. Bravo. 

I have yet to find out how the suit resolved itself. (it was filed in late ’05) but something tells me it was thrown out.
many thanks to Pedro for the tip

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If you aren’t watching, you just might be retarded…no you definitely are retarded.

Check out their website for videos and a taste of what you are missing.

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All of the shit here is opinion or pure bullshit not meant to be taken all that seriously…seriously. If something really bothers you, learn to lighten up.
All links to external stories are the problem of their owners not me. All pictures/videos not created by me remain the property of their creators (obviously)

If you directly reference my blog please link to me. Some of you "big boy" blogs have done it in the past and not linked to me. (you know who you are) let’s not be a bunch of assholes. Give credit where credit is due or I shall out you, scumbags and don’t use my headlines and text.

In the end, have some fun.

BACK TO THE FUN

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The winning bidder for the General Lee hasn’t paid up and no one can get a hold of him.

Who knew there were people who filed bullshit bids on eBay? The fact that John Schneider thought anyone was gonna fork over $10,000,000 USD for a fucking old, beat up movie car makes him about as gullible as the entire viewing audience for believing Clay Aiken when he said he was, in fact, not interested in taking pee pees in his mouth and 5 hole.

This is the same website where someone tried to sell the shit goalkeeper
of his team after a poor performance in Champions League a week or so
ago. I’m sure it was someone with the authority to make such a
transaction as well.

So for now, the General Lee is doomed to rot in Johnny’s garage. We’ll keep you updated.

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I would suggest muting the volume unless you like hard techno and the feeling that you just did a ton of X all night and possibly had a homoerotic encounter that you didn’t entirely fight off before vomiting in your mom’s hair.

Read more below

For every nice piece of work, there is an even better one out there. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as the saying goes. (BTW crank up the volume on this one for maximum effect)

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Look closely…closer…too close.

If you guessed “dumpster” you are wrong. This place had it’s heart in the right place, but in the end it looks drab and lifeless and, oh yeah, it looks like piles of empty crates from a freight ship ready to go to the scrap yard. I guess that’s why it’s out in the middle of nowhere.

See the rest of the pix HERE

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Some one did; and this guy was kind enough to videotape his journey. (you know you have a little part of you that is praying the rope snaps right? )

Video: HERE

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Similar Posts: ]]> http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/05/02/fun-with-forests-zip-lines/feed/ 0 ‘Babel’ Is A Vomit Fest http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/05/02/babel-is-a-vomit-fest/ http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/2007/05/02/babel-is-a-vomit-fest/#comments Thu, 03 May 2007 01:29:00 +0000 admin http://sithomeandrot.com/celebs/?p=32 According to the Japanese distributor, watching the movie ‘Babel’ is liable to make you sick. At first I thought they were making a strange commentary on the relative weakness of the plot or story on offer, but apparently it’s a strobe light scene that gives people the dizzies. At least they can say they share a kindred spirit with Pokemon. Bravo, ‘Babel’!

Full Story

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EDIT: The video was auto loading if you embed it. Click HERE to see the the hilarity ensue.

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Spinal Tap is reuniting for some earth awareness thing that people will give a shit about for a week then forget until another one is shoveled upon us. More Here.

They also offer you this video.

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Living room show piece for sure.

STORY

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According to her, she is more famous than Madonna and the paparazzi are the only thing holding back her quest for Oscar.
The jokes write themselves folks.

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Photo: Reuters/Mario Anzuoni

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Source

EDIT: NO, she is not drunk. Makes it even sadder

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I suggest using Google to find the best way to end your life now. You were just beaten by a baby bear. Good one dumb fuck.

Celebrity polar bear Knut gets book deal | Lifestyle | Reuters

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