The winning bidder for the General Lee hasn’t paid up and no one can get a hold of him.
Who knew there were people who filed bullshit bids on eBay? The fact that John Schneider thought anyone was gonna fork over $10,000,000 USD for a fucking old, beat up movie car makes him about as gullible as the entire viewing audience for believing Clay Aiken when he said he was, in fact, not interested in taking pee pees in his mouth and 5 hole.
This is just plain cool. MS Paint has to be one of the more user unfriendly programs out there but this video proves that if you can overcome the urge to commit suicide using it, you can do some decent shit with it.
I would suggest muting the volume unless you like hard techno and the feeling that you just did a ton of X all night and possibly had a homoerotic encounter that you didn’t entirely fight off before vomiting in your mom’s hair.
If you guessed “dumpster” you are wrong. This place had it’s heart in the right place, but in the end it looks drab and lifeless and, oh yeah, it looks like piles of empty crates from a freight ship ready to go to the scrap yard. I guess that’s why it’s out in the middle of nowhere.
Have you ever thought to yourself, “fuck it, I’m in the jungle high above the canopy, lemme stretch a 1000m zip line 30m off the forest floor and fly way the fuck that way!”
Some one did; and this guy was kind enough to videotape his journey. (you know you have a little part of you that is praying the rope snaps right? )
According to the Japanese distributor, watching the movie ‘Babel’ is liable to make you sick. At first I thought they were making a strange commentary on the relative weakness of the plot or story on offer, but apparently it’s a strobe light scene that gives people the dizzies. At least they can say they share a kindred spirit with Pokemon. Bravo, ‘Babel’!
This is probably the funniest thing that has ever appear on United States television. Possible hyperbole, but still, really funny. The dude tries to climb a light pole to get away from the cops for Christ’s sake!
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Spinal Tap is reuniting for some earth awareness thing that people will give a shit about for a week then forget until another one is shoveled upon us. More Here.
