That’s all for now, folks. I am off to read Alex Proyas’ new film starring Nic Cage. I am pumped about it.
I LOVE The Crow and LOVE LOVE LOVE Dark City so I’m hoping it holds up.
I’ll let ya know what I think of it. 
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I had to throw this in really quick. Yesterday, I commented on how silly it was to make a huge deal of Katie Holme’s finishing a marathon, but now it’s gotten marginally more interesting.
Her time was an ass hair under 5.5 hours. Yes, that’s barely 5 miles and hour. That’s about 12 minutes a mile. Most people walk this fast. So what we are essentially saying here, is Katie Holmes accomplished the feat of bipedal movement for 5+ hours.
Wow. Bravo. Well done. No, really. Well done. Even though I’m in the kinda shape that would make a water buffalo would laugh at me, I am pretty sure I can still walk a mile in 12 minutes. Sad.
Well, it looks like I might have to temporarily repeal the Bag of Shit award for the time being. It looks like Page 6, who always prattle on about how great of fact checkers they are, fucked up.
According to TMZ, Nicole has been overseas for most of the last 2 months despite Ciny Adams claiming Nicole Richie was in New York last weekend lighting up.
It’s possible the tip came from 2 months ago, the last time Nicole was in NYC. However, I’m guess it’s just another fuck up. Those New Yorkers are a little slow on the uptake. If you want to cover Hollywood, you should really be in Hollywood.
This is embarrassing that anyone would actually call this a nip slip but as promised, I would post this.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more salacious material in Awakenings.
It’s so tame that I’m not gonna even bother hiding it from the main page.
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The Insider has obtained video of Kanye West whining like a 2 year old baby about not winning. I guess someone didn’t learn about being a sore loser.
The Santa Monica Police dept has confirmed that when the officers responded to Owen Wilson’s house, it was officially deemed a case of attempted suicide. People reports:
The department’s “Call for Service Report” posted online shows that the report came in at 12:08 p.m. Sunday from Wilson’s 23rd Street address and that officers cleared the case five hours later.
So it’s basically an official confirmation of what everyone already knew. Yipee!
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Well it didn’t take long….
Despite a gossip rag allegedly bailing out the couple from the ‘indignity’ (re: career boost) of having graphic nudes of them embroiled in a hot tub romp come out, it looks like the Spanish language media found copies and the eagle eyed egotastic folks brings them to the rest of us.
They are pretty haggard actually. A lot of to do about nothing. If you feel like looking at the visual equivalent of punching yourself in the junk, click the link below. It goes without saying that these pix are NSFW, you were warned. Continue reading ‘UPDATE: Nick Lachey & Vanessa Milillo NUDE’
As I reported earlier, there was a chance that Jessica Biel would be nude on film in her new film Powder Blue.
US Weekly is reporting that the flood of tears of joys from men everywhere can begin:
The actress, 25, signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see – including shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her butt (side view only) – in the Crash-like ensemble drama Powder Blue.
She plays a stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son in the currently-shooting movie, which costars Oscar winner Forest Whitaker.
A source tells Us the director will film scenes that are even MORE revealing, adding, “Jessica will decide if she wants to show anything additional.”
I will try to now analyze this information without getting biased in anyway. She should allow ALL shots to be used. I will like to examine the current paradigms in the modern day work place in Hollywood and say YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Continue reading ‘Update: Confirmation Of God’s Existence: Jessica Biel Nude’
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06
Aug
Site Update
Sorry for the sparse posts yesterday. I will be working on the splash page tonight. Hope to have that done tonight sometime, just ‘cuz.
The ‘main’ site, the one with the secret stuff is still at least a week away. You’d be surprised how quickly you become rusty at PHP programming.
I’ll update this blog as much as possible in the meantime. There was some issues with the new blog software, but I believe that is sorted out as well. That’s all for now.
Wow…just when you thought retardation might actually have it’s bounds, Lindsay Lohan smashes those boundaries with this ridiculous, 1910’s type of shit.
After hearing the Lohan camps secretive assertion floated out there that "perhaps…Lindsay wasn’t, in fact, driving…despite the cops pulling her out of the car’s driver seat" line of bullshit, some folks contacted TMZ and gave them an exclusive interview.
Basically it shakes down like this (it’s a LONG interview)
Lindsay’s assistant (the one who quit) invited her boy friend and his friends to come out to a party. Lindsay was cool with that. When they got to the party, only the boyfriend was allowed in. His buddies waited outside.
Insert typical drunken argument with lover here and the assistant storms off pissing off, a now very drunk, Lohan before the assistant just throws in the towel and quits.
Meanwhile, the guys who couldn’t get in the party are in the boyfriend’s Denali waiting to take off. Just then, Lindsay essentially steals the car. One guy is so freaked he jumps out of the door getting his foot run over in the process.
So are you with me so far? Lindsay is driving drunk, driving a stolen vehicle, high, in possession of narcotics & kidnapping a few dudes. A good healthy start for someone already awaiting a DUI trial.
This is where the story picks up where we knew it already with her speeding through Santa Monica in excess of 100 mph at times and stalking the former assistant and her mother.
Here is a select quote from the interview so we know what kind of dope we are dealing with here:
Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned
Lindsay if she didn’t stop she’d get in hot water. He says Lindsay
responded, "I’m a celebrity. I’m not going to get in trouble."The
two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police
arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn’t
driving. The black kid was driving."Dante and Jakon say they
saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried
touching her nose, she almost fell over.As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my entire summer."
No shit. Is she serious? "The black guy done it"?!?! Are we in Alabama
in 1890 where you just toss out the nearest available black guy and you
expect the authorities to be like "well…he is black" I mean, sure
there are some scumbag cops who are like that I’m sure, but it can’t be
THAT high.
Lohan’s reps had no comment.
That tends to happen when you need to concoct a whole new batch of bullshit to backtrack on the bigger batch of bullshit.
Aside from the "black guy done it" defense, the other simply disgusting bit is the utter arrogance that "she’s a celeb and can do whatever the fuck she wants" bit. Listen, babycakes, the studio system is dead. Old Hollywood is done and buried. In the old days the studio bosses own the cops. If you were the big star and they loved you enough, you go away with murder…literally.
These days you are the same as all of us. Wow.
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