That’s all for now, folks. I am off to read Alex Proyas’ new film starring Nic Cage. I am pumped about it.
I LOVE The Crow and LOVE LOVE LOVE Dark City so I’m hoping it holds up.
I’ll let ya know what I think of it. 
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I had to throw this in really quick. Yesterday, I commented on how silly it was to make a huge deal of Katie Holme’s finishing a marathon, but now it’s gotten marginally more interesting.
Her time was an ass hair under 5.5 hours. Yes, that’s barely 5 miles and hour. That’s about 12 minutes a mile. Most people walk this fast. So what we are essentially saying here, is Katie Holmes accomplished the feat of bipedal movement for 5+ hours.
Wow. Bravo. Well done. No, really. Well done. Even though I’m in the kinda shape that would make a water buffalo would laugh at me, I am pretty sure I can still walk a mile in 12 minutes. Sad.
Well, it looks like I might have to temporarily repeal the Bag of Shit award for the time being. It looks like Page 6, who always prattle on about how great of fact checkers they are, fucked up.
According to TMZ, Nicole has been overseas for most of the last 2 months despite Ciny Adams claiming Nicole Richie was in New York last weekend lighting up.
It’s possible the tip came from 2 months ago, the last time Nicole was in NYC. However, I’m guess it’s just another fuck up. Those New Yorkers are a little slow on the uptake. If you want to cover Hollywood, you should really be in Hollywood.
This is embarrassing that anyone would actually call this a nip slip but as promised, I would post this.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more salacious material in Awakenings.
It’s so tame that I’m not gonna even bother hiding it from the main page.
Enjoy?
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The Insider has obtained video of Kanye West whining like a 2 year old baby about not winning. I guess someone didn’t learn about being a sore loser.
The Santa Monica Police dept has confirmed that when the officers responded to Owen Wilson’s house, it was officially deemed a case of attempted suicide. People reports:
The department’s “Call for Service Report” posted online shows that the report came in at 12:08 p.m. Sunday from Wilson’s 23rd Street address and that officers cleared the case five hours later.
So it’s basically an official confirmation of what everyone already knew. Yipee!
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Well it didn’t take long….
Despite a gossip rag allegedly bailing out the couple from the ‘indignity’ (re: career boost) of having graphic nudes of them embroiled in a hot tub romp come out, it looks like the Spanish language media found copies and the eagle eyed egotastic folks brings them to the rest of us.
They are pretty haggard actually. A lot of to do about nothing. If you feel like looking at the visual equivalent of punching yourself in the junk, click the link below. It goes without saying that these pix are NSFW, you were warned. Continue reading ‘UPDATE: Nick Lachey & Vanessa Milillo NUDE’