Wow…just when you thought retardation might actually have it’s bounds, Lindsay Lohan smashes those boundaries with this ridiculous, 1910′s type of shit.
After hearing the Lohan camps secretive assertion floated out there that "perhaps…Lindsay wasn’t, in fact, driving…despite the cops pulling her out of the car’s driver seat" line of bullshit, some folks contacted TMZ and gave them an exclusive interview.
Basically it shakes down like this (it’s a LONG interview)
Lindsay’s assistant (the one who quit) invited her boy friend and his friends to come out to a party. Lindsay was cool with that. When they got to the party, only the boyfriend was allowed in. His buddies waited outside.
Insert typical drunken argument with lover here and the assistant storms off pissing off, a now very drunk, Lohan before the assistant just throws in the towel and quits.
Meanwhile, the guys who couldn’t get in the party are in the boyfriend’s Denali waiting to take off. Just then, Lindsay essentially steals the car. One guy is so freaked he jumps out of the door getting his foot run over in the process.
So are you with me so far? Lindsay is driving drunk, driving a stolen vehicle, high, in possession of narcotics & kidnapping a few dudes. A good healthy start for someone already awaiting a DUI trial.
This is where the story picks up where we knew it already with her speeding through Santa Monica in excess of 100 mph at times and stalking the former assistant and her mother.
Here is a select quote from the interview so we know what kind of dope we are dealing with here:
Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned
Lindsay if she didn’t stop she’d get in hot water. He says Lindsay
responded, "I’m a celebrity. I’m not going to get in trouble."The
two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police
arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn’t
driving. The black kid was driving."Dante and Jakon say they
saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried
touching her nose, she almost fell over.As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my entire summer."
No shit. Is she serious? "The black guy done it"?!?! Are we in Alabama
in 1890 where you just toss out the nearest available black guy and you
expect the authorities to be like "well…he is black" I mean, sure
there are some scumbag cops who are like that I’m sure, but it can’t be
THAT high.
Lohan’s reps had no comment.
That tends to happen when you need to concoct a whole new batch of bullshit to backtrack on the bigger batch of bullshit.
Aside from the "black guy done it" defense, the other simply disgusting bit is the utter arrogance that "she’s a celeb and can do whatever the fuck she wants" bit. Listen, babycakes, the studio system is dead. Old Hollywood is done and buried. In the old days the studio bosses own the cops. If you were the big star and they loved you enough, you go away with murder…literally.
These days you are the same as all of us. Wow.
Click HERE to watch the videos and get the full length blow by blow.
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