Uh oh! Phase 1 is complete. Phase 2 must not be too far behind!
Amanda Bynes had her first (to my knowledge) upskirt moment and it wasn’t too bad.
Granted, she has panties on (thus phase 1) but it’s still pretty hot.
Now if things go on the Britney plan, she’ll enter phase 2 anytime now and start going out sans panties and we’ll be getting a shot of her snizz anytime now.
If she goes the Audrina Patridge route, she’ll be in bikinis all the time and get a NICE boob job and be sure to have someone taking pictures of her every time she is out. Which is also good.
Either way we win!
More of Amanda Bynes flashing us all and acting like an apparent drunken louse after the break. Continue reading ‘Amanda Bynes upskirt’
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Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America singing some hunk of shit song she sings I have no idea,
but she did have the good heart to give us a peek up her skirt the easy way.
No lo-angle shots.
No mirrors.
Just plain and simple not paying attention to a skirt flying up and around.
I kept it here rather than the dirty bird zone since it’s just an ass, c’mon.
Check out a few more pix of her ‘performance’ after the break. Continue reading ‘jessica simpson upskirt the easy way’
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Holy shit.
I never though I’d see tha day but perhaps Britney Spears is done being a total whorebag and is making a concerted effort to only be a half a whorebag.
I mean, if I was her sons I’d be happy if my mom decided to be half a whore. I think having a mom who is a train wreck whorebag slut has to be tough.
Look at these pix. She is wearing panties for once! Unreal. She FINALLY figured out that if you wear short skirts, and you have 400 paparazzi swirling around you from all angles, there is a good chance they’ll get the panty shot in on you.
Of course, it would also be nice if she learned that it’s a good idea to shear down the pussy hairs do they don’t burst out of the sides of her panties making it look like she has the proverbial Buckwheat in a headlock, but it’s a start. Baby steps.
The pix aren’t all that NSFW thus why they are being posted here. However, as I always say, if you are looking at this site (much less the sister XXX blog) at work, you probably don’t value your job all that much anyway since it’s basically a bunch of upskirts and chicks with giant melons all day I mean, c’mon.
A few more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘upskirt: britney spears shows the goodie box again…but wears panties?!?!?’
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So there are a billion reasons Kim Kardashian’s father is rolling around in his grave.
Her being retarded. On a reality show. Shooting porn with boyfriends and selling it to porno companies pretending it was ‘leaked’ so she can be famous. (though she would be the first to take cock for fame)
Now she demonstrates that no one ever taught her how to cross her legs (or push herself away from the table looking at the behemoth she calls her ass)
Then again daddy defended OJ….
I guess the whole pot and kettle and glass houses thing comes to mind right about now…
Check out the upskirt after the break. (it’s not all that racy thus why I’m posting it here and not the dirty bird page) Continue reading ‘upskirt: Kim Kardashian has no crotch awareness’
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This site is a repository of the depraved and I enjoy it.
At least 10 people have already sent me this LINK to a compilation of celebrity upskirts.
Most of them have already been posted here so I won’t bother to repost them, but if you missed some, this is a one stop shop post of some of them.
I should warn you that the site is pretty racy and probably shouldn’t be viewed at work or in front of anybody.
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Sometimes upskirts are the hard way, other times (usually with Lindsay Lohan) it’s the easy way; as it is here.
Grey’s Anatomy star Kate Walsh was out and about and her skirt flew up in the back revealing that she isn’t a fan of the panties thing.
I can’t say I’m horribly attracted by ole Kate, but and upskirt is an upskirt.
Also, there are about 50K fansites of her and her show which link to just about anything written about her which equals page hits, which equals Manny gets a hamburger instead of dirt for lunch so I love them and serve my Kate Walsh fanaticos humbly.
Check out the upskirts after the break. I posted the one where she realizes 90 paparazzo’s just took a picture of her ass as the main thumbnail since it amuses me. Continue reading ‘upskirt the easy way: grey’s anatomy star kate walsh’
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Christina Aguilera has gotten hot once again.
However, I simply can’t erase from my brain that she has a kid.
Looking at her hoochie dancing and nearly showing her box to the camera’s prying eye, I can’t help but think about how I would smash my face into a bed of nails at 100 miles per hour if this was my mom.
Christina, I know it’s tough to admit especially at your young age, but you are someone’s mom now. This kinda shit is just kinda sad.
Seriously, once you have kids (man or woman) you are done with party boy time. You can do to boring assed dinner parties but the clubbing grind-a-thons are just sad at that point. You get one exemption on New Year’s Eve but that’s it.
Please, Christina, please…
More pix after the break (incl. the near upskirt). Continue reading ‘upskirt: christina aguilera nearly shows her baby maker’
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Audrina Patridge has a good solid history of poor crotch awareness going on.
She’s had at least 2 upskirts that I can think of and I’m sure the related links below this post will prove to me that I have posted even more.
In keeping with my all things Audrina policy, I am obliged to bring these to you.
I am keeping them on this page for now since she is still wearing panties (which is sadly the case with all of her upskirts…someday, Audie, someday..)
However, I probably wouldn’t open them up at work. Of course, I probably wouldn’t open up a site that has posts about crotch awareness and girls being ruined by douchebag pop singers at work either if I valued my job, but hey, just so ya know.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘audrina patridge still has no crotch awareness pt 3 or is it 4?’
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Gwen Stefani’s Step daughter is hot & should lez out with her. Is that wrong? – E! : Marc Malkin
Jessica Simpson dresses trashy for her sister’s wedding. I approve. -PopSugar
Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse will have fewer commercials all season. Thank you FOX – Mollygood
Britney Spears sex tape on the way? Pt. 509893489383 -IDLYITW
Kate Moss Upskirt; the easy way. -Daily Mail UK
Scarlett Johansson sings live…hopefully for the last time or my nuts will never re-descend from my gut- WWTDD?
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Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame was literally at her 18th birthday party when she decided to let her kitty out for some air.
As I posted in the links section yesterday or the day before ( I don’t remember nor do I have the energy to look it up) I don’t totally see the attraction of this girl. She is ‘OK’ but not hot.
However, if she is going to show some upskirt action, I’m kinda obligated to post it. Legally.
Oh and no shave. That was surprising and refreshing. Nice to see a woman taking a different take on pubic hygiene and not going for the ‘bare beav’ look.
Am I the only one who thinks she may have been a little ‘aware’ that she was giving us a show to get her name out for the ‘grown up’ roles? I mean, she is wearing utterly see through panties. Seems fishy (no pun intended)
See the ‘action’ over on the sister site (people who are 21+ only !!)
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Uh oh! Phase 1 is complete. Phase 2 must not be too far behind!
