Uhhh…I don’t know how else to say this other than to simply say ‘ewwwwww!’
The National Enquirer reports:
(Britneys dad) reportedly checks Britney … and makes certain she has her underwear on before she leaves the house. The National Enquirer cites an insider that says, “Jamie makes sure to ask Britney is she has underwear on before she goes out.”
Oh and they are trying to get her to stop flashing her breasts and keep that checked as well. Brett is identified as her assistant in the story and the claim is that he keeps her from going braless. The source says, “Her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.
I guess I get the intention and it seems noble, but it’s still pretty creepy for daddy to be giving panty checks to his daughter.
I also am pissed at this because it totally gives the interwebs less interesting shit to post about Britney. I mean if she isn’t featured in at least 3 snatch shots a week there’s kinda no point for her to go on.
Am I wrong?
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Heidi Montag. What can I say?
Yes she is hot.
Yes she is even more annoying than she is hot.
Yes she is an enormous bitch on The Hills.
However, she does actually act like a girl who’s had a vagina for more than 2 days and demonstrates proper technique for getting out of a car without giving a gynecological level look at her birth canal.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the upskirt shots. Audrina has given us 2 and I hope there are many more to come. However, despite her penchant for making dopey horseface looks for the camera far too often, I have a certain respect for Heidi for acting like a proper lady on occasion.
Next time I expect spread eagle, Heid.
More after the break. Continue reading ‘Heidi Montag has crotch awareness-no upskirt’
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Britney Spears was at a sushi restaurant in LA (not joking) and had more issues with:
a) not wearing panties
b) putting a hand/purse/anything in the way to obstruct the view of her pussy when exiting cars in the absence of said panties whilst wearing skirts
c) looking like a 50 year old woman despite being well under 30 years of age.
This chick is a wreck but still worth a laugh for now. Keep living that dream, B.
NSFW pic after the break, per usual. Continue reading ‘britney spears + upskirt + sushi restaurant = insert obvious joke here’
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So I believe my obligations for Berlinale are through. It was a pretty quiet market honestly. I’m used to reading at least 10 scripts or so. There are usually a few stragglers that pop up late but I think I’m done for the most part.
Regular updating should resume this weekend.
Oh and a special note, would you guys PLEASE stop searching for ‘miley cyrus pussy’ and ‘miley cyrus upskirt’ and ‘hannah montana naked’
I’m hoping that it’s merely the combination of terms on this site that have brought you here because I can tell you with 100% certainty you won’t be seeing that on here anytime soon since, well ya know, I don’t live in Thailand where seeing nudes of 15 year olds is ‘cool’ with Johnny Law.
When she turns 18 that’s a different story, until then, please. You are only creeping me out and probably going directly into a law enforcement database for being a creepy pederast.
If you click on the categories to the right there are plenty of celebrity upskirts and flashes for you to check out of girls who are jail bait.
end rant sequence
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Tara Reid went out for sushi (I’m not joking she is actually at Nobu) and obviously hasn’t learned how to exit a vehicle while wearing a skirt. Granted it’s tougher when there are paparazzi snapping from the lower angles, but I promise, it’s possible.
The most shocking thing is that it’s the first time she’s been snapped like this AFAIK. This is the girl who let her tits flop out on the red carpet for a full minute before someone pulled her dress back over her cans after all.
On the plus side it does look like she put on 10 pounds which is good; she was getting far too skinny.
The pic is semi-NSFW. She is still wearing tights so there is no flesh exposed, but I’m guessing scoping out crotch shots at work isn’t so cool.
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Ugh! If you have the constitution of a 1940′s cast iron furnace click on the image below.
Once again, Britney spears lets her cooch out for some air in public and it’s pretty nasty. It looks like she sat on some Silly Putty and it oozed out of her shorts.
Nasty, nasty, nasty…
Pretty much NSFW if anyone looks closely enough so, use caution.
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Well, there have been a few upskirt shots lately from celebutants who are too lazy to keep their legs together and paparazzi lenses that prefer the gynecological approach to photographing celebrities; but Lindsay Lohan just makes it too easy on this occasion by simply allowing her skirt to fly up.
Though I must say, it brought a tear to my eye that she is actually wearing underpants because:
1) because she finally learned that there are 900 cameras posted around her at all times trying to get snaps of her firebush and if she would like to retain a modicum of modesty, she should probably wear them.
2) I was hoping she wasn’t because as much of a wreck she is, I’d still like to see her naked again and would still totally hit that. (yes, I have stock in Valtrex just in case to cover my bases)
The shots of her skirt flying up are after the break as they are somewhat NSFW. Continue reading ‘lindsay lohan upskirt–the easy way’
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Here is someone I don’t see too much of despite her having an insane body: Leelee Sobieski.
Anyone who has followed her career knows she is killer up top, but now we get a peek down below and so far so good.
Keep it up, Leelee. Someone might actually start giving more of a shit. (the NSFW pic and others after the break) Continue reading ‘leelee sobieski upskirt’
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So I guess Britney Spears either doesn’t learn or is just really this retarded.
She knows that the paparazzi are going to do everything possible to get a shot of her snizz as she exits cars and yet, she still eschews underpants.
Perhaps she thought the fishnets would be an ample barrier from the prying lens of the paparazzi, but, uh…they have holes built into them, Britney.
So much to learn….
Since these are all NSFW, I am posting them all after the break. Enjoy? Continue reading ‘britney spears upskirt…now with 50% less panties. Enjoy?’
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It’s almost like God is taking requests from me.
Here is yet another example of Audrina Patridge losing crotch awareness and giving us all a glimpse of the promised land.
The upskirts aren’t super hardcore, but I’m guessing you will still get in trouble for looking at pantie shots at work. I’m guessing I would too since I’m posting this from there; but I don’t care.
Enjoy.
Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge Upskirt; still has poor crotch awareness’
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