Archive for the 'viral spiral' Category

30
Jul

viral spiral: take that Randy’s donuts! girl ‘kicks’ soccer ball through donut sign

OK so it’s fake as hell but these videos still amuse me for some reason and I hope someone who can actually kick a ball tries to do this since that damn Randy’s donuts is so uppity and superior to everyone else.

Grrrr….damn you Randy’s Donuts! (P.S. yes, this store is the inspiration for the donut store on the Simpsons in case you were wondering)

Check out the video after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: take that Randy’s donuts! girl ‘kicks’ soccer ball through donut sign’

29
Jul

viral spiral: world record-fastest guitarist in the world

This is just amazing.

I can alternate pick pretty fast, pretty cleanly. (at least 200+ bpm) but to play a fairly difficult melody like Flight of the Bumblebee at speeds at and above 300 bpm is just a physical feat to behold.

The video is fairly long. I’d suggest skipping over the intro if you aren’t interested in knowing his background. It is fun to watch him play the melody faster and faster.

Great stuff.

Congratulations, Mr. Dellavega. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: world record-fastest guitarist in the world’

25
Jul

viral spiral: 101 ways to get fired from work

There are some doozies on this list of ways to get fired from work.

My personal favorite is labelling your garbage can ‘inbox.’

I will be testing all of these out tomorrow at work and hopefully trying a few new ones to add to the list. I’ll let ya know how it goes.

Check out the list: HERE

23
Jul

viral spiral: wife plays with gun; husband plays a prank. Golden

Hey, he told her not to play with the gun until he had a chance to show her how to properly handle it. (advice everyone should follow)

Check out her priceless face when he springs his trap. Golden. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: wife plays with gun; husband plays a prank. Golden’

17
Jul

viral spiral: welcome the age of the area code system of rating girls

This is a revolutionary idea that will no doubt change the way we rate women around the world.

The idea is simple; rather than use a simple 1-10 rating, you parcel out a number 0-9 for the face; 1 or a 0 for whether you would fuck her or not (1=yes, 0=no) and 0-9 for her body.

Read HERE for a more in depth explanation of the evolution of the revolution.

So from now on Megan Fox is a straight 919 (I also fall into that category…in reverse. :( ). Enjoy the revolution while you can, boys cause the word will get out and you’ll have to hide this too.

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15
Jul

viral spiral: will it blend? iPhone 3G edition

No joke, I’m not a fan of iphone yet. (too many features missing and the app store…who gives a shit? There are freeware apps for all of the other smartphone platforms out there that have been floating around for YEARS. It’s just Apple catching up to the smartphone pack. It’s a smart move, no doubt, as it’s the apps that tie users to a platform as they grow used to them and don’t want to lose ones they paid for.)

I am a fan of Blendtec blenders. If I had and extra $400 to blow I would absolutely get one as you can pretty much jam a corpse in there and it’ll be pulverized.

Check out what happens when iPhone 3G meets blender after the break. Continue reading ‘viral spiral: will it blend? iPhone 3G edition’

15
Jul

viral spiral: I found my new political lifeblood. Suffering ‘08!

I have long hoped for a 3rd party to re-emerge in the US. I also feel that many candidates miss out on what really matters to me…until now.

Check out the video after the break of the political organization I now fully support.

Suffering ‘08! Continue reading ‘viral spiral: I found my new political lifeblood. Suffering ‘08!’