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28
Aug

Miss Teen Dummy USA Explains Herself

You may remember this dummy, (video below), well she offers her explanation to People about her bungled answer:

“I didn’t do anything wrong,”

Other than butcher the English language and set us “US Americans” back 500 years in terms of reading and verbal comprehension? No, then I guess you did nothing wrong. Oh and embarrass your family name, take that off the list too.

“I wasn’t expecting [the question]. I lost my train of thought.” 

That’s kind of the point of the questions, baby doll. They want to see if you can think on your feet and put a thought together: Mission Failed.

Host Mario Lopez offered this tidbit:

“It was a very intense moment. It’s live TV. You don’t know what the question is until you get up there. And I believe that she misunderstood it. She went down the wrong road and couldn’t figure out how to get back to the right one,” he says. “I felt really badly for her.” 

Really? You think she misunderstood when she gave the most nebulous rambling response to a question in the history of human speech? I guess maybe there is a chance she misunderstood something. Perhaps they should have asked the question in a language she understands next time.

She will be given a chance to answer the question on the Today show today and will no doubt botch that up. People also outs South Carolina schools as shams or someone there is flat out lying about her academics as they claim she had a 3.5 at graduation. Maybe on scale to 10 but certainly not out of 4 or even 5.

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26
Aug

Decline Of Western Civilization: Miss Teen USA Edition

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What? What in the fuck did she just say? I think we’ve all known a few girls who’ve blown their way through school, but even those hags could put half a thought together. This girl is legally a carrot not a human.

Someone please funnel $90 billion to the South Carolina education system immediately. They are at critical mass. They are obviously the reason the US isn’t top of the heap in those standardized testing polls.

Fuck I just lost 50 IQ point watching this retard.

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11
Jun

World Gets A More Little Dumber: No Blow Jobs In Georgia

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ABC ran a story about a 17 year old who had oral with a girlfriend who is 15. Apparently it was video taped and the cops got wind of it and busted him.

Here’s the rub, in Georgia, age of consent is 16; if you bang someone younger than that but are within 3 years of their age it’s a slap on the wrist. However, if tongue touches junk, well then you are a dangerous pervert and should be jailed for 10 fucking years and be forced to register as a sex offender! WHA–WHA—WHAAAAAT?!?!?

If every asshole cop and elected official in Georgia can prove that they never got blow jobs/eaten out then hey, lock him up. Since that kind of place exists only in imaginary land (or maybe under Taliban rule) these shit bags should give th ekid a walk and change this law that sound like one of those odd ball archaic fossil laws from the 1700′s.

C’mon Georgia, don’t prove the rest of the country is right when we call you backward hick retards.

Update: At least SOME JUDGE isn’t a retard and threw out the sentence. The state plans to file an appeal to get the sentence reinstated (more worried about conviction stats for reelection rather than doing what’s right Mr./Mrs. State Attorney?)

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09
Jun

World Gets A More Little Dumber: Penis Electrocution Edition

Jesus tittyfuckin Christ…really? REALLY? I can’t believe someone thought for 1.5 milliseconds that shoving their cock wrapped in tin foil was even a semi-good idea. Wow.

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03
Jun

World Gets A More Little Dumber: Man Falls Off Building Spiting

BERLIN (Reuters) – A 43-year-old German man was taken to hospital in
critical condition after he fell off a second storey balcony during a
spitting contest with his 12-year-old son, police said Friday.

A
spokesman for the police in the eastern town of Cottbus said the man in
Forst had apparently lost his balance after thrusting too far forward
in his attempt to outspit his son.

He tumbled over the ledge and
landed on a balcony of the ground floor apartment, police said. He was
taken to hospital in a rescue helicopter.

The only real question here is, "Did he win?" if he did, then it was totally worth it. Take that 12 year old!

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27
May

Kazakhstan To Film Rebuttal To Borat

Miss Kazakhstan, competing in the Miss Universe pageant, confirmed that the government of her country will be making a movie to show all the positives of her country.

Did anyone really believe Borat was an accurate portrayal of Kazakhstan? If they did, aren’t they precisely the people the movie was lampooning? Holy shit the world really does get a more little dumber…

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14
May

World Gets A More Little Dumber: Pretty Ricky

So Pretty Ricky is having a Youtube dance contest. People make a video upload it to Youtube and people vote on their favorite. This is the sort of "genius" that is on offer….the terrorists have won.

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14
May

Oprah Unintentionally Ironic

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Oprah gave a speech over the weekend at a college commencement and urged the students at a predominantly black university to not be "slaves" and not to "sell out."

I’m still waiting for the video of her backstage laughing her ass off saying "did you hear the part where I said ‘dont’ sell out’? It was brilliant!" Otherwise, she hasn’t been paying attention to her career.

It’s amazing how she finds ways to reinvent the word retarded.

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08
May

World Gets A More Little Dumber

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German man failed his driving test after
attempting the examination while three times over the legal alcohol
limit, police said Tuesday.

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Yes…you read that right. In my book; Keys To Driving Test Success, right near the top of the list, certainly in the top 25 I put "don’t take the driving test while you are shit faced drunk."

This story is giving me cause to believe I should move it up a bit higher on the list. Holy shit…

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07
May

World Gets A More Little Dumber

LONDON (Reuters) – A British man who went on a wild spending spree
after doctors said he only had a short time to live wants compensation
because the diagnosis was wrong and he is now healthy — but broke.

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Wow. I can’t totally blame him for going bat shit crazy and trying to go out on a high note, but this is a valuable lesson to all you folks who get cancer diagnoses, wait ’til you are at least vomiting blood every day before spending all your money and pissing off all the people who would have inherited your wealth.

To help you on your way sir I give you this advice: Funny bums make more than crazy bums when begging for change, so pick your beggar persona wisely.

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