So there are reports from various sources that THIS is the lady Mutt Lange was cheating on Shania Twain with.
Now I am excited as hell that we get a side by side shot of them together in equal lighting to get a fair comparison.
Basically, it’s like seeing a super hot chick (Shania) standing next to a buck of dog vomit that a fat man with explosive diarrhea with a Taco Bell predilection just shit his guts out into.
I won’t tell you that her name is Marie-Anne Thiebaud since I just said all that bad stuff about her looks though.
Oh and she is 5 years YOUNGER than Shania. I guess this is one time going for the younger girl wasn’t a trade up.
Mutt Lange further proves no matter how hot the girl, there is a man bored with her.
Nice one, douche.
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Nas’ girlfriend, and alleged one time musician with a hit song, Kelis made a low key entrance to the Grammy’s last night.
Low key if wearing bright gold pants with a jacked bedazzled with the word ‘nigger’ in 1 foot tall typeface is still low key for anyone other than the Chinese (they seriously think Hitler is pop culture icon so I’d put nothing past them…) or the Imperial Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan. Hell, I think Sen. Robert Byrd in his heyday of bigotry (which are totally gone now, right? Riiiiight.) would have shied away from this number.
Sure, I ‘get’ that these awards are a chance to pimp your and your friends new projects. I also ‘get’ that Nas has felt that the only way to get attention to his new album is to call it Nigger rathter than, oh I don’t know, put out a solid album.
However, this is a bit much yes? I mean, it’s only a matter of time until some suburban white boy who idolizes Nas thinks this jacket is a good look before taking a trip down to the projects to show ‘his boys’ how down he is before submitting himself to a combination assbeating/gang raping (prison habits die hard folks)
Seriously. C’mon now, Kelis. You are a washed up hack and this is just desperation at it’s finest.
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Ugh! What has happened to my sweet princess?!?!? Pardon my while I pick up my latest restraining order…
I’m back. She OBVIOUSLY got lip injections and they look horrible. The hair and makeup (or lack thereof) aren’t doing her any wonders either.
I can only look one place to place blame: Justin Timberlake.
Britney Spears = haggard and bat shit crazy since dating him
Cameron Diaz = haggard and basically a C-list star at this point since dating him
Jessica Biel = once perfection incarnate getting lip jobs and looking considerably more haggard since beginning their relationship.
Jump ship now, Jess! He is a dream and looks killer. Look at the sad picture below. I hope she can recover for the sake of weeping boners everywhere.
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Hey Michael Jackson, how is the ‘not looking like a garish, monstrous, kiddie raping freak’ working out for you?
Ooooo…well, maybe you’ll figure it out soon.
Nice bandages on the lips BTW.
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Holy shit, I love these things. I have seen some bad ones, but this one is REALLY bad.
It’s not a totally uncommon practice to get invites to agencies hoping the clients will show up to add a littler glitter and/or available ladies to a party.
Usually these things involve something that is actually worthwhile like a movie premiere after party etc. This promoter is stretching his luck though. Gatecrasher obtained the e-mail:
“Next Saturday October 13th, actor Seann William Scott (Stifler from “American Pie”) and actor Efren Ramirez(Pedro from “Napolean [sic] Dynamite”) will be celebrating their birthdays at Room Service. The entire VIP area, which consists of 2 Executive VIP suite tables and a Presidential Suite table, will have drinks and food taken care of. Would any of your female board at [redacted] like to attend?
Wow! Try to keep your panties dry ladies. There is a whole week before you get to party with a has-been 1 trick pony and a never-really-was. Man, I envy you. Try not to fight for cock too much. I’m sure the battles to gain their favor will be epic and bloody massacres.
Man, I wish I could be there.
Excuse me, all this sarcasm is choking me. I’ll be right back.
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I can’t even begin to set this one up. The Star says Cruise is dropping $10 million making a bunker below his Colorado palace mansion. It will have an air-purification system that can make clean air for up to 10 people for several years.
Uhhh…know something we don’t know, Tom? Heard some rumors over in Europe while shooting your new movie? Or are you so into the whole Nazi character you are portraying that you are going to off yourself ‘Hitler in the bunker’ style? The latter would actually be pretty funny. Consider it.
Though the whole years of air thing would be pretty worthless if you do take that option I guess.
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I think I just might vomit…
Britney Spears was out getting a sammich in LA and she realized she was experiencing uhhh…how do I put this without puking again….’flow issues’ so rather than actually handle the situation discreetly, she asked a photog from, I believe, X17 to grab her some cotton.
He did.
She seemed much happier after leaving the ladies room apparently. I would like to thank her for beginning my starvation diet.
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You probably remember THIS, how could you forget? Well, Oscar’s people are speaking out on the possibility of legal action:
“Oscar does know the woman who we believe is selling these photographs to the tabloid media. But he assures me that the photos are phony. He has asked me to pursue his legal remedies. Because we are contemplating legal action, Oscar will make no further comment at this time.”
He knows the woman who sold them, but they are fake? Riiiight. Because most people know who is Photoshopping pictures of them. If that’s the case Michael Bay would have sued me a long time ago for my “Rainstorm of Angry Dicks” series that prominently featured him as an able cocksmith.
Anyone NOT think they will let this die out in a week or so and pray no one ever mentions it again?
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OK, again, I am not a fashion guru, but I know what I likes. Enough with the fucking chastity belt dress. I have seen 9 different girls with the same chastity belt looking dress on in pictures. This is another one of Emma Thompson helping Jemima Kahn keep her virtue or something.
What the hell happened? I thought ladies were mortified to be seen in the same clothes as other girls and wanted to be original and all the rest of that stuff.
Ladies, enough of the god damn chastity belt dress! Please! Stop! ENOUGH!
If your gut is that fat that you need steel to make it look human and hold it in place, it’s time to hit the streets and do some power walking. I enjoy it myself and highly recommend it.
Of course, I also enjoy drinking no fewer than 20 beers per sitting as well so perhaps you should model your own lifestyle health plan.
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So there are reports from various sources that THIS is the lady Mutt Lange was cheating on Shania Twain with.
