One of the fun parts of these awards shows, is seeing who is going to show up wearing a trash bag they paid $3000 for and trying to pass it off as fashion forward.
Teri Hatcher, looking like she stepped out of bed and on to the red carpet has to be up there.
See who Sky tabbed as the worst HERE
If you are no fun, see who they tabbed the best, HERE
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I…I don’t even know how to set this herpes infestation up properly…
There is nothing pornographic about the picture at all, but it is so goddamn gross I doubt you’d want to open it at work so as to avoid your co-workers puking their guts out all over your face.
I won’t post it on the front page because it is so goddamn nasty it’s making me think that beating off to the Kirstie Alley pic from yesterday is an attractive option.
Click the ‘read more’ link if you have an iron gut. I have to go barf some more. Continue reading ‘I Dare You Not To Vomit: Courtney Love Edition’
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I fully expect extreme eccentricity from actors as all times, but this is something else. Shouldn’t he be pimp-slaping some ‘bitches’ in this picture and knocking John’s grills out with his pistol grip?
Check out this picture from Johnny at the Venice films festival.
P.S. I plan on making this my get up for work.
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You may remember this dummy, (video below), well she offers her explanation to People about her bungled answer:
“I didn’t do anything wrong,”
Other than butcher the English language and set us “US Americans” back 500 years in terms of reading and verbal comprehension? No, then I guess you did nothing wrong. Oh and embarrass your family name, take that off the list too.
“I wasn’t expecting [the question]. I lost my train of thought.”
That’s kind of the point of the questions, baby doll. They want to see if you can think on your feet and put a thought together: Mission Failed.
Host Mario Lopez offered this tidbit:
“It was a very intense moment. It’s live TV. You don’t know what the question is until you get up there. And I believe that she misunderstood it. She went down the wrong road and couldn’t figure out how to get back to the right one,” he says. “I felt really badly for her.”
Really? You think she misunderstood when she gave the most nebulous rambling response to a question in the history of human speech? I guess maybe there is a chance she misunderstood something. Perhaps they should have asked the question in a language she understands next time.
She will be given a chance to answer the question on the Today show today and will no doubt botch that up. People also outs South Carolina schools as shams or someone there is flat out lying about her academics as they claim she had a 3.5 at graduation. Maybe on scale to 10 but certainly not out of 4 or even 5.
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What in the fuck is wrong with this girl? Does she own a mirror? This is becoming a weekly feature on this site.
I’m no fashion designer, but isn’t it best not to look like upholstery from the late ’60′s early ’70′s? Holy god. She is single handedly providing the definitive research that pot kills the brains judgment centers as it’s quite apparent hers have been obliterated.
She is a cute girl when she’s not wearing shit that looks like the dress a 4000 lbs person who can’t wipe properly wears.
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What? What in the fuck did she just say? I think we’ve all known a few girls who’ve blown their way through school, but even those hags could put half a thought together. This girl is legally a carrot not a human.
Someone please funnel $90 billion to the South Carolina education system immediately. They are at critical mass. They are obviously the reason the US isn’t top of the heap in those standardized testing polls.
Fuck I just lost 50 IQ point watching this retard.
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Access Hollywood had an interview with Jamie Foxx and the topic of shit bag animal abuser and NFL quarterback, Michael Vick came up. Oh and it was after the news broke that he was going to plead guilty. Here is a taste of his brilliance:
“It’s a cultural thing, I think,” Jamie said. “Most brothers didn’t know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn’t know that was Fed time. So, mike probably just didn’t read his handbook on what not to do as a black star.”
Who are you Al Sharpton? Nice race card pull, coward. A cultural thing? So if an Iranian family moves here and the wife accidentally shows some ankle it should be ‘OK’ to bury her up to her neck in the back yard and stone her to death for it because ‘it’s a cultural thing’?!?! Think again, jerk off. He continues putting his foot in his mouth:
While he has a way of lightening even the most sensitive of subjects, Jamie is sincere in his belief that the quarterback is not being given a fair shake.
“I know that cruelty to animals is bad, but sometimes people shoot people and kill people and don’t get time,” Jamie continued. “I think in this situation, he really didn’t know the extent of it, so I always give him the benefit of the doubt.”
He didn’t know it was wrong to have hundreds of dogs that he would pit against each other in death matches and kill under performing ones with his own hands and take bets on said contests, Jamie? Riddle me this, mental midget, why didn’t he advertise his fight club if he didn’t know it was wrong/illegal? Because he KNEW it was wrong, fuck face!!! Stop defending him.
Seriously, are you serious, Jamie? Are you seriously this fucking stupid and mindlessly devoted to protecting ‘your boys’ that you will make excuses for this shit bag? Continue reading ‘Jamie Foxx Is A Bigger Asshole Than Once Suspected’
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OK the first official post. Still some growing pains but so far so good…
This is from a day or so ago, you may have seen it by now. I caught it on Deadspin yesterday. The regular readers of my site know I try to avoid posting these kinds of videos during the week because most people are chiefly interesting in seeing what horse Paris Hilton is blowing this week.
Jake Brown was in the Big Air skateboarding contest at the X-Games, a VERY dangerous event and he took a HARD fall. He is being monitored in the hospital right now with a bruised liver and a bone bruise. Hard to believe right? Check it out. (p.s. anyone who thinks skateboarding isn’t a sport or requires athleticism is an idiot)
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Britney Spears redefines the term "Inconspicuous" outside of a dance studio the other day. I mean, wow, where is she in this picture?
I presume she is in preparation for her next fleecing tour. I’m sure it will be electric. Of course, she is just as likely to be found swimming in the La Brea Tar Pits next week wearing baby clothes.
Let’s see what happens, shall we?
I’m adding a bonus shot from behind as I am tracking the progress of her caboose as it makes the long journey back to normal after the jump.
Continue reading ‘Britney Spears Redefines Inconspicuous’
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It’s pretty safe to say that when you literally need steel to hold your midsection in place, it might be time to cut back on the steak dinners with apple pie to wash it down everyday.
What in the fuck is this thing she’s wearing?!?!?
1-18-08: OK so I noticed TONS of people have been coming to this post to see the picture and yet no one used the option in the ‘missing images’ tab above to let me know that it was missing. I only discovered it by chance (because I forgot what the post was about and wanted refresher)
So for those of you who were eagerly looking for the ridiculous chastity belt Beyonce is rockin’ here it is:
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